In case you missed it, the entire Geneseo campus is somehow affected by "the Swine." Every day, I hear people in my classes hacking and coughing and blowing their noses, perpetuating the cornucopia of germs floating around in the air. On my floor, almost every person has been in varying states of sick since the semester started.
New York was rocked by a sporting event, bringing home an important win. No, it's not the World Series, which I didn't watch, it was the New York City marathon. That's right, the New York City marathon: the oddly distanced lemming-like exodus of people who are too scared to take the damn subway.
